How come women don't want men to be happy, why the constant undermining and flat out insistence that all men shall live in misery at the behest of their female overlord, man this sucks.
I really believe that men should realize that once you bring a woman into the equation, all bets are off, you will be unhappy, you will feel guilty, you will be given an inferiority complex, you will have to give up the hobbies and pastimes you love in order to make the supreme sacrifice, and that is to make sure that she knows that you are unhappy because then she will truly be happy.
I was not a big fan of Joe Theisman, in fact, if he came running up to me and his leg was on fire, I wouldn't have pissed on it to put it out, that would be a waste of good piss. But I remember back in the 80's when Joe was playing hide the stink pickle with Kathi Lee Crosby and his wife frowned on that activity so much that she took him to divorce court, with Joe on the stand, his soon- to- be ex-wifes' lawyer asked Joe why he went outside the marriage and engaged in fornication with Kathi Lee, Joe thought for a second, turned his head and looked directly at the judge and said, " I guess God just wanted Joe Theisman to be happy".
I like Joe now, ever since that moment in time I have felt a shred of vindication was cast upon us from an unlikely source, you go Joe, most of the world perceives you as a pompous ass, and for the most part you are, but you did give me a glimmer of hope that day...Joe knows_______.
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